From the desk of Easton:

Bringing home the Christmas tree is lots of fun for me,

riding in my 4×4, I only stop to pee.

Carefully I tie it tight, so all the cars don’t see,

a Christmas tree with angel wings, causing Christmas tree debris.

Driving over rocks and dirt, I make my way back home,

to light my tree and smile with glee,

for my Christmas tree is home!